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              Notes on an overheard conversation at a medical lab
                                        
“Which arm?” 

“It's a pain either way.” 

“Okay, we'll do this one.” 

“Are you attempting to amputate my arm?” 

“Sigh. No. Please make a fist.” 

“Aaaaaaaaaaah!” 

“That was just the achohol wipe, sir.” 

“Are you sure?” 

“This is the needle.” 

“Gaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” 

“Hmm … ” 

“Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrraaaaahhhhhhhhhh!” 

“I think I'll have to try the other arm.” 

“I'm dying here!” 

“What did I do to deserve this?” 

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” 


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