* * * * * Extreme parking lot traffic, Asheville edition Bunny heard about The Vintage Market Days [1] in Asheville, so we headed out today. I will say, getting in wasn't an issue—getting out was: [a picture of a crowded parking lot] “Is there another way out?” “I don't know, parking lot designers are sadistic bastards.” [2] That isn't a line of parked cars. No, that's a line of cars attempting to leave the parking lot! It took us about twenty minutes to get out, and it only took us that long because we took advantage of a van that took too long deciding where to go and we cut ahead (to be fair, a number of other cars also cut ahead—we weren't the only ones to do this). I attempted to locate another exit, but the cell phone coverage was a bit spotty and I couldn't get a decent satellite picture of the parking lot in Google maps. Sigh. [1] https://www.wncagcenter.org/events/2021/vintage-market-days [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2021/11/13/Traffic.jpg Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .