* * * * * Extreme social bear distancing, Brevard edition Bunny and I were walking through downtown Brevard [1] when we came across this sign reminding us of our duty to social distance in these times of human malware: [A graphic showing social distancing as being the size of a bear.] Do NOT offer the bear a Coke. This is only effective against polar bears. Also, I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to offer YOU to the bear. [2] Also handy to keep in mind: how to survive a bear attack [3]. [1] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/ [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2021/11/04/SocialBearDistance.jpg [3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5MA1bt9A4 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .