* * * * * I'm surprised the Secret Service did not shut them down immediately I recently read in The Transylvania Times [1] (the paper of record for Brevard [2]) that past issues have been digitized up through early 1975 [3] and are available online. Way cool! So I picked an arbitrary issue to look through, January 9^TH, 1975 [4] and learned a bit of the history [5] of the bed and breakfast we stay in [6], and some ads for movies I've never heard of [7] but it was page 14 that left me speechless—it was an add for printing jobs done by the Transylvania Times: > We Print Anything But Money— > > But Our Presss Has Even Proved Itself Capable Of Doing That! > “The Transylvania Times. (Brevard N.C.) 1931-current, January 09, 1975, SECTION A, Page 14, Image 14 · North Carolina Newspapers [8]” It left me speechless, but only because I was laughing so hard. [1] https://www.transylvaniatimes.com/ [2] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/ [3] https://www.digitalnc.org/newspapers/the- [4] https://newspapers.digitalnc.org/lccn/sn91068098/1975-01-09/ed-1/seq- [5] https://newspapers.digitalnc.org/lccn/sn91068098/1975-01-09/ed-1/seq- [6] http://www.brevardbedandbreakfast.com/ [7] https://newspapers.digitalnc.org/lccn/sn91068098/1975-01-09/ed-1/seq- [8] https://newspapers.digitalnc.org/lccn/sn91068098/1975-01-09/ed-1/seq- Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .