* * * * * What's a vacation without a bit of surealism? It seems I only have these odd encounters when on vacation [1]. I was walking towards the lobby of the hotel as half a dozen people, probably early 20s, maybe, were walking the other way. The one in front stops, and asks me directly, “What's your first name?” I notice he's wearing a name tag attached to a lanyard, and in large bold letters is his name: XXX. “Sean,” I say. “I see your name is—” “And what's your last name?” he blurts out before I can finish. “Conner.” “Cool! What's your middle name?” “Patrick.” “Thanks.” And the group starts walking down the hall. It was then I noticed the familiar yellow of a school bus through the front door of the lobby. [1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2018/07/05.2 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .