* * * * * What's in a name? I was watching this video on a 400 year old recipe for buttered beere [1] when a word was used in an unusual context: “conner.” Or rather, “ale conner,” in the context of an official checking the purity of the beer. Curious, I decided to break out my copy of the Oxford English Dictionary (the compact edition, two oversized 2,000 page tomes) and sure enough: > **Conner**^1 … [OE. cunnere, agent-n. from cunninan, ME. CUN to prove, try, > examine. … ] One who tries, tests, or examines; an examiner, inspector; > esp. in ALE-CONNER. q.v. > Huh. Well, let's q.v. then … > **Aleconner** … [f. ALE + CONNER, OE. cunnere a trier.] An examiner or > inspector of ale: ‘An officer appointed in every court-leet, and sworn to > look to the assize and goodness of bread, ale, and beer, sold within the > jurisdiction of the leet.’ Philips 1706. ‘Four of them are chosen annually > by the common-hall of the city; and whatever might be their use formerly, > their places are now regarded only as sinecures for decayed citizens.’ > Johnson 1755. Still a titular office in some burghs. > And there are usages going back to 1350. 1350! Interesting … I come from a family of bureaucratic inspectors. Or maybe not … there's this definition: > **Conner**^2 … One who cons or diligently studies. **1809** W. Irving … A > great conner of indexes. > A conman or a scholar. Huh … given the current science replication crisis [2] both meanings could equally apply here. I guess my choice of domain is more appropriate than I thought. [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlMhZvOX2ps [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Replication_crisis Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .