* * * * *
                                        
                     Extreme statuary, Delray Beach Edition
                                        
Bunny and I stopped at The Girls Strawberry U-Pick Ice Creme Shop and Animal
Petting Farm [1] again (don't judge us! You'd do the same!) and this time we
took a stroll out back of the shop. While one should always be wary of the
Spanish Inquisition [2] I did not expect this:

[A human-sized statue of an Easter Island moai.] “What? You expect me to say
something like ‘Ooom poppa chikamaga wana sing gow / Do lomma sinnigama mana
ching jow / Inimana choogamaga wana sing gee / Finimana foonimana one is now
free?’ Wrong culture dude!” [3]
 

It was a lot smaller than I expected. And you can buy these things? How
expsensive was it to ship it all the way from Easter Island [4]?

[1] http://www.thegirlsstrawberryupick.com/
[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj8n4MfhjUc&t=42s
[3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2021/05/11/moai.jpg
[4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Island

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

.