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                 Extreme car alarm system, Delray Beach edition
                                        
In the parking lot of The Girls Strawberry U-Pick Ice Cream Shop and Animal
Petting Farm [1] (no, really! It's all that and more in the middle of some
suburban sprawl—we went for the ice cream and were quite impressed) Bunny and
I saw this angry pig in the windshield of a nearby parked car.

[A toy stuffed pig in the windshield of a parked car, looking mighty angry]
“Come on! Just a few steps closer! I dare ya! Just come another step closer
…” [2]
 

I guess pigs are this year's trunk monkey [3].

[1] http://www.thegirlsstrawberryupick.com/
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2021/05/01/angry-pig.jpg
[3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y&t=19s

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