* * * * * Today was not a good day I walked into the Computer Room at Chez Boca to a pair of unpowered computers and a UPS (Uninterruptable Power Supply) that was turned off. Okay, perhaps a brownout of something and the squeal got to Bunny so she did as I instructed and just turned off the UPS. I went to turn it back on and … nothing. It did not turn on. That was not good. But even though the UPS might not turn on, the “surge protection” side might still work until I get a replacement. The Apple Mac I have turned on, no issues. The Linux box, my main development system, did not. That was even less good. Okay, perhaps it's too much draw for a nearly dead UPS. Next step, a replacement UPS from Best Buy [1]. “Yes, can I help you?” “Yes, where are the UPSes?” “The back wall over there to the left, with the car stuff.” Odd, but … “Okay, thanks.” Nope, just car stuff over by the back left wall. I corner a clerk and ask again. “Where are the UPSes?” “The what?” “A UPS.” “A …?” “UPS. You plug the computer into it, then plug that into the wall.” “Oh! A battery backup!” “Oh, is that what you young hipters are calling UPSes these days?” Pricy, but I have a new UPS. The illustrations didn't indicate that you had to connect the black wire to the battery before the red wire to the battery, but perhaps I should have known that prior to learning the hard way with a large pop. Fortunately, no magic smoke was released, and when I plugged the UPS into the wall outlet, it seemed to be fine. I plugged in the Linux box and … it still didn't come on. XXXXXXXXXX! I wasn't terribly upset—I do have backups and even if the computer died, the harddrive could still work on a new machine. It was just the severe inconvenience of it all. I then recalled a weird premonition I had last night. The weather forcast for today was thunderstorms, and I had a notion to shut the computer down “just in case.” But I thought better of that—after all, the UPS should be good, right? Ha ha. It was then I received the news about Uncle Dale [2]. [1] https://stores.bestbuy.com/fl/boca-raton/20540-state-road-7-554.html [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2021/02/16.2 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .