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             ^^^//\\_^^//\\_^       ^(\_\_\_\) 
               ^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^ 

And for your viewing enjoyment this day of turkey excess, WKRP's promotional
turkey spot [1].

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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