* * * * * “Start me up! Then start me up! Now start me up! Start me up!” I start up (for the third time this week) the Corporate Overlords' mananged Microwoft Windows laptop [1]. Upon logging in, I see a popup message saying “Your organization requires you to restart this laptop within the next four days.” At this point, I just have to laught at the insanity of this. [1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2018/08/22.1 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .