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             The death of Kirk Cameron was greatly overexaggerated
                                        
Bunny is in the other room watching TV. I'm trying hard not to pay attention
to the noise when I hear the unmistakable voice of Raymond Burr [1] mention
the murder of Kirk Cameron, and I'm like What? 

No, I heard correctly—Kirk Cameron was murdered.

Only it was Kirk Cameron, fictional character for the Perry Mason episode
“The Case of the Illicit Illusion [2]” and not Kirk Cameron [3], former child
actor of “Growing Pains [4]” and promoter of the crocoduck [5].

For just a split second, I thought 2020 just got a bit weirder … 

[1] https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000994/?ref_=tt_cl_t1
[2] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0673300/
[3] https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0131647/
[4] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088527/
[5] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az8k0uzQ6sA

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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