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And a reminder: check your kids' candy bags for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups so
you can eat them before they do. [1]

[1] https://babylonbee.com/news/reminder-check-your-kids-candy-bags-for-reeses-peanut-butter-cups-so-you-can-eat-them-before-they-do

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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