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              Yeah, there was a reason why we couldn't sell these
                                        
The power at Chez Boca went out on Friday afternoon and didn't come back up
until around noon today. It was a painful reminder of just how [DELETED-
addicted-DELETED] dependent I am on the Internet and cat videos [1]. So to
pass the time, I decided to go through my Dad's CD (Compact Disc) collection
[2] that remain (that is, those that we kept because they might be good
enough to keep and not thrown away because we coudn't sell them [3]).

On one of the CDs I listened to, I found the following text:

> Tai Chi Way Regimen Music
>  Return To Simplicity
> 
> (Warning: Due to the relaxing effect of the music, do not listen while
> driving, working, or participating in any kind of mechanical operation)
> 

The Internet couldn't come back soon enough.

[1] https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cat+videos
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2019/11/23.1
[3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2020/03/05.1

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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