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               Notes on an overheard conversation upon mail call
                                        
“Here you go. I've removed the real estate guide because I know you aren't
interested.” 

“But … it says ‘Real Estate Guide.’” 

“No, it says the real estate guide is inside!” 

“… Oh, it does.” 

“I swear, I don't know how you dress yourself.” 


Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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