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  “When out from the fridge there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed
                          to see what was the matter”
                                        
“Oh no!” 

“What happened?” 

“All over the garage fridge!” 

“What happ—oh!” 

[A soda can exploded in the fridge. It was so excited about Santa Claus
coming to town that it exploded in anticipation!] [1]
 

“Orange soda is everywhere!” 

“Well, at least the pecans are now candied.” 

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2019/12/25/Boom.jpg

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