* * * * * “Here's a nickel kid. Get yourself a real computer” “Here you go, kid,” said Dad, as he handed me a book with a bright yellow jacket. “I heard this ‘Linux’ is the next up-and-coming thing in computers.” I look at the title: _Linux for Dummies: Quick Reference_ [1]. “Um … thank you. You do realize I run Linux both at home, and at work, right?” “Hey, maybe you can learn something from it.” * * * * * So I'm skimming through the book and … elm (ELectronic Mail) [2]? pine (Pine Is Not ELM) [3]? rsh (Remote SHell) [4]? FVWM (F Virtual Window Manager) [5]? When was this book written? … Oh … 2000. That explains it. Everybody these days are running mutt [6], ssh (Secure SHell) [7] and GNOME [8]. It'll fit nicely on the shelf next to _Sams Teach Yourself TCP/IP in 24 Hours_ [9] and _Inside OS/2_ [10]. [1] https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0764507605/conmanlaborat-20 [2] http://www.instinct.org/elm/ [3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_(email_client) [4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_Shell [5] http://www.fvwm.org/ [6] http://www.mutt.org/ [7] https://www.ssh.com/ssh/ [8] https://www.gnome.org/ [9] http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0672312484/conmanlaborat-20 [10] http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1556151179/conmanlaborat-20 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .