* * * * * Ignorance is Bliss So I'm catching up on The Transylvania Times [1] (I'm a bit behind, and they're piling up) when I come across this rather distrubing headline: “Wednesday Morning Earthquake Felt In Transylvania [2].” Wait … what? Yes Virgina, an earthquake in the southeast United States [3]. I know eathquakes happen along the Pacific Coast [4] (like California, the land of Shake and Bake). I also know they happened in Missouri [5] (although rare, when it happens, it happens). But in the East? The East is supposed to be stable. Rock solid (ahem). Not shifting underneath our very feet. I am disquieted by this news. As I fall deeper into this whole “East Coast Earthquake Zone,” it appears to be all too true. There's a fault line that runs from Alabama northeast to Newfoundland, Canada, and it runs about six miles east of Brevard [6]. I … I don't know how I feel about this. I admit, I have an irrational fear of earthquakes. I don't know why, I just do. Hurricanes? Please … don't bother me unless it's a category 4. An earthquake? Even a relatively minor 2 on the Richter scale (and this one was a 4.4)? Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Run away! And the kicker in all this? This fault line has a name. It's name is the Brevard Fault [7]! No, really [8]. Now I really have no idea how I feel about this. [1] https://www.transylvaniatimes.com/ [2] https://www.transylvaniatimes.com/story/2018/12/13/news/wednesday-morning-earthquake-felt-in-transylvania-brevard-nc/38938.html [3] https://www.knoxnews.com/story/weather/2018/12/12/earthquake-east-tennessee-knoxville-area-4-4-magnitude-quake-felt-far-atlanta/2286871002/ [4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of_Fire [5] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Madrid_Seismic_Zone [6] http://brevardnc.org/ [7] http://brevardnc.com/insider/the-brevard-fault-a-geological-treat/ [8] http://atlantasupperwestside.com/Site/BrevardFaultZone.html Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .