* * * * * Extreme government secret alien guitars, Brevard edition Near the outskirts of Brevard [1], is a small store selling unique guitars. [On the downside, the guitars are tuned to a 17 note octave because the Green greys like dissonant atonal music.] [2] At this time I cannot divulge the location of said store, as there are three Men in Black sitting across the street from me, watching … [1] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/ [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2018/10/03/Alien-six-strings.jpg Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .