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       Notes on an overheard conversation in a typical company lunch room
                                        
“Nice music.” 

“It's classical.” 

“Classical? That's modern jazz.” 

“It's Gershwin. He's white, and he's dead. Therefore, it's classical.” 

“So is Kurt Cobain, but I don't consider his music classical.” 


Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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