* * * * * “Yeah. ‘Ooh, ah,’ that's how it always starts. But then later there's running and screaming.” [The other half is the madness that slowly creeps in as you attempt to make sense of the non-Euclidean nature of space around the Kingdom of the Rat God.] [1] Don't let the propaganda fool you—Orlando [2] is trying to kill you. Or at least drive you mad and empty your wallet. [1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2018/07/06/Orlando.jpg [2] https://www.visitorlando.com/ Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .