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                             Singing with scissors
                                        
Bunny first proposed this trip several months ago and I was initiallty
dubious. I mean, a trip to view barbershop quartets! I was reluctant to go,
but Bunny assured me that I was under no threat of losing hair or limbs [1].
No, the only thing under threat was the ears [2].

We finally arrived [3] at the hotel [4]. As we were walking to our room, it
seemed to me that barbershop quartets have shrunk over the years, but the
lack of matching outfits, no singing and a definite lack of scissors meant
that no, the people I was seeing were in fact Little People milling about.
Too many to be conincidental and indeed, there really is a conference of
Little People [5] scheduled at the same time and not some Lynchian nightmare.

At least, not yet.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_surgeon
[2] http://www.barbershop.org/orlando/
[3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2018/07/05.1
[4] https://www.hyatt.com/en-US/hotel/florida/hyatt-regency-orlando/mcoro
[5] http://www.lpaonline.org/national-conference-2018

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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