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                        All's quiet on the holiday front
                                        
Right now it's all quiet outside, but I suspect that won't last the day.

So today, after you have read The Constitution [1], but before you hand over
your beer and say, “Watch this!” please remember to be careful. I would hate
for this to happen to you:

[Fireworks that exploded at ground level, with a capture that says,
“Amateurs: There's a Reason Professionals Exist.”] [2]
 

[1] https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-constitution/
[2] https://boston.conman.org/2010/07/04/amateurs.jpg

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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