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          The Revenge of the Hamless Ham and Cheese without the Cheese
                                        
“What would you like?”

“I'll take a ham and cheese, please.”

“Type of bread?”

“White.”

“Mayo?”

“Yes.”

“Do you want cheese?”

Seriously? This is still happening eighteen years later [1]?

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2000/11/04.1

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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