* * * * * The quest is over IT ARRIVED! [And you thought vampires are bad. They're nothing compared to the alien white squirrels!] [1] Two days [2] after my quest [3], I received an email naming a price (which was pretty much what I thought it would be) and that they had set aside one of the banners. Unfortunately, I received the email too late to pick it up that day. I replied that I would pick it up on Friday as we were leaving town. Shortly thereafter, I received another reply that it would be waiting for me at the front desk. Unfortunately, on Friday [4], with all the packing and loading of the car and it being o'god-it's-too-early-to-be-doing-this, we were a solid fifty miles out of town before I remembered I was supposed to pick up the banner. Sigh. I called to say I would call back on Monday to do the order and have it shipped. On Monday, I called, only to find out the person responsible was out of the office and would call me back on Tuesday. On Tuesday, I called just before they [5] closed and again, the person responsible was out of the office. On Wednesday, at o'god-who-is-this-calling-me-at-this-time-of-the-day, I finally received a call back. The sale was made, the shipping was paid, and then it was a waiting game. I did not expect it to be delivered so quickly. [1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2017/09/01/Banner.jpg [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/1Phlog:2017/08/24 [3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2017/08/22.1 [4] gopher://gopher.conman.org/1Phlog:2017/08/25 [5] http://www.transylvaniatimes.com/ Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .