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              I'm older than these are! How can they be antiques?
                                        
Another store we stopped at was the Shabby Shack Mall (no link for them—they
only have a page on MyFaceGoogleLinkedBookPlusInSpace, which makes it nearly
impossible for me to link to—damn those proprietary walled gardens!). It's
supposedly an antique mall, but then they have stuff like this:

[A plastic Madonna doll, how appropriate.] [1]
 

These aren't antiques! They're from a 1990 movie [2] for crying out loud!
They're younger than I am!

Sigh.

They also had this sign, which both Bunny and I found amusing:

[Those bullet holes really drive the point home.] [3]
 

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2017/08/18/DickTracy.jpg
[2] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099422/
[3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2017/08/18/gun.jpg

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