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  Thankfully I'm in North Carolina, where all I have to worry about are alien
                                white squirrels
                                        
> The department tweeted this week a map of where folks are said to have
> spotted lizard people in the past, out of concern that paranormal activity
> might be on the rise during the eclipse. "Regarding possible paranormal
> activity potentially occurring during the #SolarEclipse2017. As always, if
> you see something, say something," the department tweeted alongside the
> graphic, with tongue possibly in cheek (though who knows).
> 

Via FaceGoogleLinkedMyPlusInSpaceBook, “THE SOLAR ECLIPSE COULD BRING LIZARD
PEOPLE, SOUTH CAROLINA EMERGENCY OFFICIALS WARN (REALLY) [1]”

Man, the crazy things [2] people believe about this eclipse …

[1] http://www.newsweek.com/solar-eclipse-could-bring-
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2017/08/14.3

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