* * * * * Notes on an overheard conversation about an unfortunate event “Oh dear!” “What?” “A 91 year old man was tased by police [1].” “Oh man … ” “And he had Alzheimer's.” “Well, at least he won't remember it.” “You are bad! Bad! No Christmas cookies for you!” [1] http://nypost.com/2016/12/23/cops-tase-91-year-old-man-with-alzheimers/ Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .