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    Notes on an overheard conversation while in a car listening to Christmas
                                     music
                                        
♫You better watch out
 You better not cry
 Better not pout
 I'm telling you why
 Santa Claus is coming to town♫

“Oh, it's Pat Boone!”

“Sounds like it was prior to his heavy metal album.”

“What?”

“Yes. Heavy metal album [1].”

“Are you yanking my chain again?”

“Nope. Look it up.”

“Okay, I will … Pat Boone … heavy metal … I hate you.”

[1] https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000005KOE/conmanlaborat-20

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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