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     And here I thought Saint Nicholas was supposed to be larger than life
                                        
Bunny and I went shopping for a Christmas tree, and at the tree lot, I saw
this:

[You must be at least this high to buy a Christmas Tree. Really? Height
restrictions on purchasing a Christmas Tree?] [1]
 

I was a bit surprised. I would have thought Kris Kringle to be taller, to
tell the truth. Five and a half feet? That's pretty short for a [DELETED-
Storm Trooper-DELETED] Santa Claus.

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2016/11/26/santa.jpg

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