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 Notes on an overheard conversation while eating at an Asian-themed restaurant
                                        
“That looks like some form of chili pepper.” 

“Yup. I decided against putting them in my soup.” 

“Hmm … let me try one.” 

“Are you sure?” 

“Ooh … that has a bite.” 

“How hot?” 

“It's got a definite bite to it. My lips are tingling.” 

“That's pretty hot then.” 

“Oh … my libs! I can't feel my libs! They're numb!” 

“I'm definitely glad I didn't put them in the soup.” 

“Ahhhhh! My libs! I can'b feeb my libs!” 


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