* * * * * A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie. Christmas Eve. Santa Clause will be delivering gifts later on tonight and given his powers it's clear he's a superhero. So it's no wonder that both DC [1] and Marvel [2] have done takes on the guy. DC had him go up against Darkseid [3]. Marvel had Doctor Doom go against the jolly fat man [4]. Both are amusing takes on Santa. Merry Christmas everyone! [1] http://www.dccomics.com/ [2] http://marvel.com/comics [3] http://violetimpudence.tumblr.com/post/135463087945/tytempleton-present-tense-more-of-my [4] http://violetimpudence.tumblr.com/post/135518900970/thefingerfuckingfemalefury-ayellowbirds Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .