* * * * * Oh look! A potential Darwin Award Winner! I forgot about this! When Bunny and I went to Gretl's Bistro [1] on Friday [2], we came across this horrifying scene: [What part of “DO NOT STOP ON TRACKS” do you not understand? Maybe I shouldn't have blurred the license plate!] [3] [4] While I'd like to think of this as “evolution in action,” the sad thing is that the collateral damage (Yeah, I know that intersection. I work near that intersection.) [5] can be pretty devastating. Okay, maybe the collateral damage might not be that bad in this instance, but man, this crap happens all the time [6] down here. All the time [7]! [1] http://www.germanfoodinbocaratonfl.com/ [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2015/11/06.1 [3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2015/11/10/thumb-wreck-in-waiting.jpg [4] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2015/11/10/wreck-in-waiting.jpg [5] http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1993-03-18/news/1993077250_1_gasoline-tanker-fort-lauderdale-fuel [6] https://www.google.com/search?q=train+hits+car+south+florida#q=tri+rail+hits+truck+south+florida [7] https://www.google.com/search?q=train+hits+car+south+florida#q=tri+rail+hits+car+south+florida Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .