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                     Oh my god! The radio just went to 11!
                                        
♫The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
 That's what I said♫

“What?”

♫The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
 Or so I have read♫

“Wait a second … ”

♫My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
 I like to sink her with my pink torpedo♫

“No! That can't be!”

♫Big bottom, big bottom
 Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
 Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
 How could I leave this behind?♫

“My God! They're playing Spin̈al Tap [1] on the radio!”

[1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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