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              “This is not the jury summons you are looking for.”
                                        
**Beep boop beep boop beep boob beep beep boop boop.**

**Ring.**

**Ring.**

“Welcome to the Palm Beach County Courthouse. If you are calling for jury
duty, please press one—”

**Beep.**

“Please enter the nine digit juror number on your summons … now.”

**Beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep.**

“You entered XXX XXXX XXX XXX XXXXX XXX XXX XXX XXX. If that was correct,
press one—”

**Beep.**

“Please hold while I access your information … you are excused from juror
duty and no further action is required from you at this time.”

Yippee [1]!

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i909Rm4NQN8&t=44s

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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