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> From: The Corporate Overload Corporation <XXXXXXXXXXXX>
> To: Conner, Sean <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>
> Subject: New SAS Work Order 4912, The account XXXXXXX for Conner, Sean has
>         been disabled 07/15/2015 08:54:11
> Date: Wed, 15 Jul 2015 11:57:13 -05:00
> 
> Dear Conner, Sean,
> 
> Thank you for emailing Systems Administration & Support. [When did I do
> this? Did I do this? Who did this? —Sean] Work order number 4912, has been
> created for The account SConner for Conner, Sean has been disabled
> 07/15/2015 08:54:11, on Wednesday, July 15, 2015 8:55:51 AM.
> 
> Please note that outside of core business hours for your region,
> workstation support is provided on an "Emergency On-Call" basis.
> 
> For on-call support issues pertaining to:
> 
> * Desktops & Laptop computers
> * WIN2K account issues (lockouts)
> * Desktop & laptop applications
> 
> Please call the North America SAS support line : (XXX) XXX-XXXX or xXXXXX
> 
> State the nature of your call, contact details and any other pertinent
> information and your call will be turned into an incident ticket and the On
> Call technician will be paged.
> 
> For production support requests, please contact the Network Operations
> Center for your region - for issues pertaining to:
> 
> * Network issues
> * Production issues
> * External customer issues
> 
> North America INOC : XXX-XXX-XXXX or XXX-XXX-XXXX
> 
> Europe, Australia, other locations after hours:
> 
> European INOC: XX XX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXXX X
> 
> State the nature of your call, contact details and any other pertinent
> information and your call will be routed appropriately.
> 
> Kind Regards
>  Systems Administration & Support
>  XXXXXXXXXXXX
>  XXXXXX XXXXXXXX
> 

You mean my long national nightmare of expiring accounts is not over yet?

Sigh.


Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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