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                                The Sunset Motel
                                        
Bunny and I are staying at the Sunset Motel [1] here in overcast and slightly
damp Brevard [2] (just an inch or two more of rain a year, and the area
around Brevard could be classified as a rain forest). We're staying here for
two reasons:

  1. It has this cool 50s retro-style and it looked like it would be a fun
     place to try out (it's been here for as long as I remember—in fact, it's
     next door to the town homes I lived in when I was last living here
     thirty-odd years ago);
  2. I procrastinated too long in registering at The Red House Inn [3] and we
     couldn't stay there the full nine days we planned on staying here.

It's a nice place and even if it's relentlessly gay [4]:

[Their decorator is walking a very fine line here.] [5]
 

it doesn't bother either one of us. We're okay with this. It's fun!

I think we're staying in The Star Room, as it's decorated with pictures of
50s movie stars like Audrey Hepburn [6], Marylyn Monroe [7] and Elvis “Hunka-
hunka-hunka burnin' love!” Presley [8].

[Unfortunately, breakfast will not be at Tiffany's.] [9]
 

Yes, I think this will be a cool place to stay for a few days.

[1] http://thesunsetmotel.com/
[2] http://brevardnc.com/
[3] http://brevardbedandbreakfast.com/
[4] http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/_concerned_home_owner_warns_woman_relentlessly_gay_rainbow_lamps_don_t_belong_in_christian_neighborhood
[5] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2015/07/01/Relentlessly-gay.jpg
[6] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburn
[7] http://marilynmonroe.com/
[8] http://www.elvis.com/
[9] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2015/07/01/Audrey.jpg

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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