* * * * * Notes on an overheard conversation at The Ft. Lauderdale Office of The Corporation “Can you help me?” “Sure. What's the problem?” “When I'm logged into my laptop as me, I can run ispell. But if I switch to root, it's not there.” “Hmm … where does ispell live?” “It's in /usr/local/bin. And before you ask—I checked, /usr/local/bin is in root's $PATH.” “Hmmm … I'm running … um … that version of the operating system.” “Rabid Wombat? I am too.” “Let me drive the laptop for a second.” “Okay. These two terminal windows.” “Can you switch to root for me?” “There you go.” “Now, let's see … as you, I can see ispell in /usr/local/bin and the permissions seem okay. Now in the root terminal window … wow! There's a completely different set of files in /usr/local/bin. Hmmm … ” “Any ideas?” “Wait a second … that root window is on another system!” “Oh … that would explain my problem … ” “Yes it would.” Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .