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      Overheard conversation from a garage turned into a woodworking shop
                                        
**VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM**

(Over the noise of a vacuum cleaner)
**BRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ**

(Sounds continue for a few seconds, then over both the following is heard)

“Ow! XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX of a XXXXX XXXXXXX that hurt! XXXX!”

(From inside the house) “Did you say something, dear?”

[No one was seriously hurt in the making of this post, but do read this
followup [1]. —Editor]

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2015/03/19.2

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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