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                                Best stay in bed
                                        
Those of you suffering from pastrophobia can rest easy now that π Day [1] is
over. But alas, we aren't safe quite yet, for it is the Ides of March [2].

Be safe. Climb back into bed. And avoid going to the government buildings
[3].

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day
[2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ides_of_March
[3] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Julius_Caesar

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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