* * * * * The Jedi sure are manipulative bastards > At the end of Episode III, there are two new babies who are down two viable > parents—mom's died of a broken heart (or something [1]) and dad has become > a tyrannical right hand to the galaxy's freshly minted dictator. They need > homes but, more importantly, they need to be kept safe from interfering > influence. Most of the Jedi have been wiped out, and resistance to the > Empire is a bad bet when it's on its way in; Palpatine has too many > resources, he planned his takeover too carefully. > > Yoda and Obi-Wan knew all this coming out of the Clone Wars. They knew that > even with the handful of Jedi who survived the Purge at their disposal, > they had no chance of taking on the new regime. It was better to let > Palpatine get comfortable, to hide away and await a better opening. And > considering the power that both Vader and the Emperor could claim mastery > over, using Anakin's kids were a good bet; after all, their dad was > literally conceived out of raw Force trail mix and some of Shmi Skywalker's > genetics. They were bound to have similar power at their disposal, the > better to knock off dear old dad with. > > Here's the problem with children—they grow up to be fully realized human > beings. The Jedi knew what they were doing, taking infants from their > parents to indoctrinate them into the old Order. Initiating kids before > they could talk, becoming their true family, resulted in “better” Jedi. > (Translation: Jedi who do as they're told by the Jedi Council and their > mentors.) But Anakin's children were better off being raised out of contact > with Jedi. That way, if someone managed to locate Yoda or Obi-Wan, the Only > Hopes of the galaxy remained safe and secret. > Via MyFaceGooglePlusSpaceBook, “This is Why Obi-Wan Lied to Luke Skywalker About His Father | Tor.com [2]” It's a long article, but it does seem to explain why Obi-Wan outright lied to Luke about his parentage. I never expected the Good Guys to lie, but the Bad Guys? Yeah, I expect them to lie to get ahead [3], that's what Bad Guys do! But not the Good Guys! The Good Guys don't manipulate people [4], don't lie [5], fight fair [6], and above all, never act like a vigilante [7]. Um … are we sure the Empire aren't the good guys? [8] Yeah, they're incompetent [9], but really? The Bad Guys? [1] http://io9.com/maybe-luke-and-leias-mom-didnt-die-of-a-dumb-broken- [2] http://www.tor.com/blogs/2015/01/this-is-why-obi-wan-lied-to-luke- [3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2002/03/01.1 [4] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=532j-186xEQ&t=30s [5] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFB16GCocfw&t=53s [6] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh4l39Lo194 [7] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXjT6Dg4E68&t=1m15s [8] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2002/05/17.2 [9] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2015/01/24.1 Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .