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                     Zombie outbreak? Head towards the zoo
                                        
> Zombies are scary. We humans are evolutionarily pre-programmed to abhor the
> dead bodies of our own species. It's a natural reaction, helping healthy
> individuals avoid fatal pathogens.
> 
> The thought of being eaten alive is a natural fear, and when it's your own
> species doing the eating, it's even more terrifying.
> 
> Relax. Next time you're lying in bed, unable to fall asleep thanks to the
> vague anxiety of half-rotten corpses munching on you in the dark, remember
> this: if there was ever a zombie uprising, wildlife would kick its ass.
> 

“Zombies vs. animals? The living dead wouldn't stand a chance - Boing Boing
[1]”

This is an article for my friend Hoade [2]. It appears that the safest place
to be in the zombocalypse is a zoo!

Who'd a thunk it?

[1] http://boingboing.net/2013/10/14/zombiesvsanimals.html
[2] http://seanhoade.com/

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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