* * * * * There's just no explaining 2014 > **It was a year of mysteries.** To list some of the more baffling ones: > > A huge airliner simply vanished [1], and to this day nobody has any idea > what happened to it, despite literally thousands of hours of intensive > speculation on CNN. > > Millions of Americans suddenly decided to make videos of themselves having > ice water [2] poured on their heads. Remember? There were rumors that this > had something to do with charity, but for most of us, the connection was > never clear. All we knew was that, for a while there, every time we turned > on the TV, there was a local newscaster or Gwyneth Paltrow [3] or Kermit > the Frog [4] or some random individual soaking wet and shivering. This > mysterious phenomenon ended as suddenly as it started, but not before > uncounted trillions of American brain cells died of frostbite. > > An intruder jumped [5] the White House fence and, inexplicably, managed to > run [6] into the White House through the unlocked front door. Most of us > had assumed that anybody attempting this would instantly be converted to a > bullet-ridden pile of smoking carbon by snipers, lasers, drones, ninjas, > etc., but it turned out that, for some mysterious reason, the White House > had effectively the same level of anti-penetration security as a Dunkin’ > Donuts. > > LeBron James deliberately moved to Cleveland [7]. > > Of course not everything that happened in 2014 was mysterious. Some > developments—ISIS [8], Ebola [9], the song “Happy [10]” were simply bad. > Via Instapundit [11], “Dave Barry's Year in Review: There's just no explaining 2014 | The Washington Post [12]” Dave Barry sums up 2014 better than anyone else can. So what if this is a bit late (my posting it here, not when Dave Barry wrote it)? I'm still trying to get a hang of 2015, which might not happen until 2016 comes rolling around … [1] http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/malaysia-loses- [2] http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning [3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOIFN05rWuY [4] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmax3yEZX58 [5] http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/white-house-intruder-was- [6] http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/white-house-fence-jumper-made- [7] http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2014/07/11/lebron- [8] http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/06/10/isis-the [9] http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/national/2014/10/04/how-ebola-sped- [10] http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/music/pharrell-keeps-it- [11] http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/200488/ [12] http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/style/2014/12/28/davebarry- Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .