* * * * * Extreme lawn ornaments, Asheville edition While Asheville [1] may not have life-sized cow lawn ornaments [2], it is trying with a Bigfoot [3] lawn ornament. [It would be even better if they had a lawn ornament of the Six Million Dollar Man fighting Sasquatch.] [4] [1] http://www.ashevillenc.gov/ [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2014/10/29.2 [3] http://www.bfro.net/ [4] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2014/11/04/bigfoot.jpg Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .