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   Right now, it would take you about 5 seconds to start screaming in terror
                                        
So I'm checking my iPhone™ at 2:20 PM (post meridiem) when I notice that the
weather is hot and windy, and oh, it will take me approximately twenty-three
minutes to drive home if I so choose.

[It's also going to scare the bejesus out of me later on tonight] [1]
 

I'm not sure how I feel about this. I mean, aside from the fact that my phone
is subliminally telling me I should leave work, how does it know where I
live?

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2014/04/08/drivehome.png

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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