* * * * *
                                        
                  “Notice something? Yeah, Episode I is gone.”
                                        
> Whatever your reason, if you are showing someone the official editions of
> Star Wars for the first time (no Phantom Edits [1]), you have to make a
> decision about which order to show the films.
> 
> …
> 
> Now I'd like to modify this into what I've named **Machete Order** on the
> off chance that this catches on because I'm a vain asshole.
> 
> Next time you want to introduce someone to Star Wars for the first time,
> watch the films with them in this order: **IV, V, II, III, VI**
> 
> Notice something? Yeah, Episode I is gone.
> 
> …
> 
> I recently discovered my college-aged brother-in-law's girlfriend had never
> seen any Star Wars films and wanted to watch them all over winter break.
> Armed with the new Blu-rays, we all went about watching them, and I showed
> them in Machete Order. It actually works even better than I originally
> anticipated—it's almost as if this is somehow the intented order. There's a
> great pattern here, taking the viewer on a series of emotional ups and
> downs. IV ends with a victory that seems to have some sinister undertones,
> then V is dark and unresolved with a cliffhanger, II ends with victory with
> sinister undertones, then III is dark and unresolved with a cliffhanger
> again. It works incredibly well, and when III ended everyone demanded we
> immediately watch VI to see how everything gets tied up.
> 
> …
> 
> I asked her if she found Jar-Jar annoying and she asked “who’s Jar Jar?”
> Mission accomplished.
> 

Via Violet Impudence [2], “Absolutely No Machete Juggling » The Star Wars
Saga: Introducing Machete Order [3]”

There's not much to say about this other than “you must read this” (that is,
if you at all a fan of Star Wars). The new ordering of viewing makes “Return
of the Jedi [4]” a much better film than it deserves to be (it's the weakest
of the original trilogy) and resolves both Luke's and Anakin's storylines
from the previous four films.

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Edit
[2] http://violetimpudence.tumblr.com/post/80993919788/should-i-rewatch-
[3] http://www.nomachetejuggling.com/2011/11/11/the-star-
[4] http://starwars.com/explore/the-movies/episode-

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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