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                                Sole has no eyes
                                        
I'm in the kitchen of The Ft. Lauderdale Office of The Corporation, preparing
some boiling water for some tea. I was looking through the cabinet when I
came across something that just stunned me.

[Oddly enough, this isn't even tea!] [1]
 

A package of tea (which really isn't even tea) that informs us, that, yes
indeed, tea is gluten-free!

As if that wasn't readily apparent.

I mean, I could understand maybe mentioning that their tea bags are gluten-
free [2], but tea itself?

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[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2014/02/13/glutenfreetea.jpg
[2] http://www.ehow.com/how_8234873_make-glue-flour-water.html

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