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                         Unintentional performance art
                                        
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> Subject: [HR Happy Fun Time Corner] Now Available to Input Individual 2013
>         Goals
> Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2013 14:27:00 -0500
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> All [Corporation] Employees,
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> We are pleased to announce that the [HR Happy Fun Time Corner] system is
> now available for you to enter your 2013 Goals. Please work with your
> manager to enter individual goals that are tied to the 2013 Corporate
> Goals. As a reminder, the 2013 Corporate Goals are listed below … 
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While I would love to think that The Corporate HR Department has engaged in a
subtle form of performance art satirizing the nature of mission statements as
part of a April Fools' joke, the sad thing is—I think the HR department is
serious, and it's the Exchange Server that is engaging in a subtle form of
performance art.


Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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