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       1997 called. They want your F**K YOU! USE THIS BROWSER! site back.
                                        
A friend (whom I'm not naming because he had no idea this would happen and
I'd rather not drag him into this) sent me this link [1]. I'd like to read
the article, but no—what do I get?

[This site is a disk best served on an iPad] [2]
 

What? No link to the article anyway? Just a large “Go away or we shall taunt
you a second time?”

Fine.

But that doesn't mean I won't taunt you a second time.

[1] http://onswipe.com/thedailygalaxy/#!/entry/potential-for-life-in-the-universe-is-it-reaching-its,510e9f24d7fc7b5670156dff/3
[2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2013/02/07/iPad-only.png

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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