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  Notes from an overheard conversation at some ungodly hour of the morning (as
                  if there were such a thing as a godly hour)
                                        
“… ate!”

“Ug … um … I haven't eaten anything yet!”

“No, I said you are going to be late!”

“Um … really?”

“Your alarm clock had been alarming for half an hour.”

“It was?”

“Yes.”

“Oh … so it was.”

“You need to get up!”

“Who knew the iPhone alarm would give up after half an hour?”

“You are going to be late!”

“Ug … five more minutes?”

“UP!”


Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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